Friday, June 17, 2011

Top five animal food preparations PETA would love (page 1 of 2)

     Naaah! I was lying! These are the following foods PETA would hate! Cook a batch of these and you might have a bunch PETA protesters flocking in your doorstep. As of now, these animal welfare activists are try to amend a new law on the Animal Welfare Act, wherein all food processing should be tried on humans first. Nice try lame vegans! Why not stick to your vegan cornbread and vegan pancakes?!

     Here are the following top 5 awesome foods that requires you to torture its live ingredients in order to prepare it. Eating them is isn't enough, they should first feel the pain!!! 

Rocky Mountain Oysters
(The Rocky Mountain Oysters Wiki? Try this new tasty article!)
There goes your balls cow! And also your sex life!
Bull balls - best meat from the cow.
      No, this is no seafood that breeds up high on a rocky mountain, rocky mountain oysters are actually North American delicacy made of balls or testicles that were snatched away from a live bull or cow. These balls are can be cooked just like any other meat and believed to be an aphrodisiac.
     Bulls are usually kept alive and taken cared of after this process. But without their balls attached between their legs, this simply means no more sex, no more life. Who wouldn't be tortured by that?

Pinikpikan(The Chicken Wiki? Try this new article about this chicken soup!)

This chicken can't even recite the fraternity hazing pledges.
This pinikpikan packs more punch
than Thai chicken soup (from the
chicken's standpoint).
     At first, you will think that some chicken just joined the Alpha Sigma Sigma fraternity. But then, after seeing the boiling pot nearby, you will realize that this is more than just a initiation rite, its an execution!
     Pinikpikan is a Philippine delicacy prepared by beating a live chicken with a stick prior to cooking. This process bruises the chicken's flesh, making its blood collect into its surface, which is said to improve the chicken's flavor after cooking. The act of beating the chicken violates the Philippine Animal Welfare Act of 1998... but then, who cares? It tastes bloody good! Next chicken please!


Shark Fin Soup(The Shark Fin Soup Wiki? Try this new article about Shark Fin!)
The shark's fins are considered a
delicious delicacy, unfortunately no
one wants the rest of the shark.
As most Chinese waiters ask their costumers... soup fin shark sir?
     Shark fin soup is a popular soup item of Chinese cuisine. It was once served only on special occasions but now on the menu of common Chinese restaurants.
    The fins of sharks are extracted in a process called finning. Because people are only after the fins, the live shark that is now without fins are a thrown back into the sea. Unlike some balls-less cows who got to live after the mutilation, these bleeding finless sharks sinks into the ocean and dies a very slow death. All that for a soup!

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